Gotta love a Weaverville parade

Hillbilly Tractor Pullers

Hillbilly Tractor Pullers mow down Main Street during our Weaverville Christmas parade

We joined our neighbors for a parade party today.

Macy’s may have its huge balloons in New York, but I’m willing to bet their Hillbilly Tractor Pullers convoy isn’t nearly as cute as Weaverville’s. And forget about their Future Farmers of America members waving their Christmas greetings from the bucket of a front-end loader. Bet they don’t even have FFA there.

And critters play a big role in our parade. In the past folks have brought pooches, but this time all the dogs were in laps in old cars or held by the arms that weren’t waving from floats. The horses were there again, though. Big magnificent work horses and mules, decked out in reindeer splendor, pulled wagons and carriages. And behind them in an ATV came a crew of city employees with a shovel. Way to go, Weaverville!

Our neighbors, Craig and Carolyn, hosted quite a potluck, with chicken chili and more kids than I’ve seen since we baby boombers ruled the streets. Their party lent even more of a flavor of old-fashioned, down-to-earth, celebration of humanity.

We at Inn on Main Street bed and breakfast wish everyone such a Christmas.

Craig and Carolyn's parade party

Party goers had streetside views and first dibs on candy tossed from floats.

 

 

Three-bean turkey chili recipe

The three-bean turkey chili is a colorful dish.

Three-bean turkey chili

I’m licking my wounds, or at least licking my spoons, after failing to win the Maggie B’s Chili Cookoff here in Weaverville. I at least got to taste some of the Nantahala Brewing Co. beers I had hoped would be my trophy, so all wasn’t in vain. Though my chipotle-enhanced version wasn’t a winner, I still think it turned out good enough to share the recipe. I was encouraged by a Texas native who told me mine was best, though no self-respecting Texan would normally even try a typically Asheville turkey chili. Also, one of the judges asked if I owned a restaurant. I took that as a compliment, though he might have followed up with “Look for a new day job” if I’d answered in the affirmative.

Here’s the recipe for my Inn on Main Street Three-Bean Chipotle Turkey Chili:

2 Tbsp. canola oil; 1-1.5 pounds lean ground turkey; 1 large onion, chopped into half-inch chunks; 1 large jalapeno or serrano pepper chopped fine; 1 medium bell pepper diced; 1 carrot chopped in half-inch chunks; 2 lbs canned or stewed tomatoes; 2 lbs cannellini (white kidney) beans, 2 lbs red kidney beans; 2 lbs black beans; 1 Tbsp each of dried oregano, dried basil, chili powder and chipotle powder.

Remove seeds from the jalapeno or serrano pepper before chopping if you prefer milder chili. Brown turkey in canola oil on medium high heat. Add  onion, peppers and carrot. The carrot adds color and nutrition without really affecting the taste. Add tomatoes and beans to a 4 quart or larger slow cooker and set on warm. Pour in meat and sautéed vegetables. Stir in spices and set on low for two or more hours. If it gets too thick for your taste, thin with beer or water. Garnish individual bowls with  corn tortilla strips, shredded cheese and fresh cilantro, if desired. Substitute tofu for turkey to make vegan chili. Serves 20.

Chili con cerveza is on the menu

Maggie B'sI’ve been known to work for beer. That was the principal form of payment back in the days when equally-broke friends needed someone with a strong back, weak mind and a truck to move furniture. My back isn’t what it was, but little else has changed since we bought Inn on Main Street 12 years ago.

So I couldn’t resist entering a cook off this Friday at Maggie B’s Wine and Specialty Store, our favorite gourmet shop here in Weaverville. They are hosting the Nantahala Beer Tasting and Chili Competition from 5:30 to 8 p.m. Friday, Feb. 25. I was tempted to cook up some tofu chili, but figured the name alone would turn off the judges. I won’t say what I’m making, but it should be a more universally appealing recipe.

Oh yeah. First prize is four growlers (take-home bottles of draft beer) from Nantahala Brewing Co.

We do a lot of cooking at our bed and breakfast. I like to think we got good at it. Let’s see what the judges say. If I place, I’ll post my recipe.